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In Americanadian mythology, Jon is best known as being in the pro grammar camp. In the western
provinces of Canada and parts of Texas, he is better known as 'fat jonny' for the mythic amount of
food he can eat relative to his size. In and around Houston, he is often referred to as 'Baconhammer', a term
he mistakenly believes to be an endearing way of referring to his country of origin.
Jon was born in a Beaverlodge in the northern reaches of Alberta. He immediately was sent to Valhalla
to train for the battle at the end of the world. Once he proved his uselessness in battle with Vikings,
he was discarded into the Elbow of humanity.
He woke up one day and found that in his travels he had acquired a Bachelor Degree in Computer Science
and a Graduate Certificate in Video Game Design. He used this wealth to buy himself a spot at Archimage,
programming things when not boring his co-workers with the virtues of mother Canada.
He occasionally reads a book, eats some food, or plays with web stuff. He has a tendency to fall off real and fake
rock because of his inability to resist the alluring pull of gravity. He dreams of one day freeing
himself from gravity’s tyrannical grip.
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